When I was younger........ I'd put my arms in my shirt and told people I lost my arms. 

Would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose. 

Slept with all the stuffed animals as a child so none of them got offended..Had that one pen with 4 colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once. 

Poured soda into the cap and acting like I were taking shots. The hardest decision was choosing which Nintendo game to play. Waited behind a door to scare someone, then leaving because they're taking too long to come out or you had to pee. 

Faked being asleep, so I could be carried to bed.

 Used to think that the moon followed my car.

 Watching two drops of rain roll down window and pretending it was a race. Went on the computer just to use Paint. 

The only thing i had to take care of was a Tamagotchi. The only 'fake' friends i had were invisible ones . 

I used to sing in the shower. (Now? I make life decisions in there now). 

Swallowed a fruit seed I was scared to death that a tree was going to grow in my tummy. 

Getting a bruised knees heals better than a broken heart. Remember when we were kids and couldn't wait to grow up...what the hell were we thinking?